“Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink.” This line from Coleridge’s “Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner” pretty much sums up our community’s educational dilemma. How ironic it is to live in America, surrounded by educational opportunities, yet be unwilling to drink of their parnassa-giving waters. There are good reasons, of course. Which parents do not worry about throwing their carefully sheltered children into the sea of alien values and behaviors that is today’s universities? Society has changed so much in the last 40 years that the “salt” content is simply too high for comfort.

Fortunately, our ever-creative community has devised