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rid of all the Poles (literally, as only Stalin room, and to make it good, the hotel gave involving about a million people.
could), so all you have today are Ukraini- me and Shmuli a pair of tickets entitling That’s a million people if you think
ans – and Russians (whom Stalin moved us to a free train ride to Vilkomir,5 plus a
in). And look at all the ethic wars going free beer once we got there. Now, I think about Litvishe Jewry (‫ )יַהֲדוּת לִיטָה‬in its
on in Ukraine today! my father once dated a girl in Vilkomir in broad sense. You see, ‫לִיטָה‬, in Jewish
the 1920s, but that wasn’t enough of a geography, culture, and history denotes
uuu magnet. So if anybody out there wants a an area much larger than the territory of
free beer in Vilkomir, let me know; I have the current Republic of Lithuania, which
And so we flew into “Kaunas” on Sun- two tickets. came into existence only 98 years ago.
day night, arriving at our non-fancy ho- ‫ לִיטָה‬includes what is today Lithuania,
tel after midnight. The late hour of our The next morning our tiyul began in Latvia, Belarus, and even a bit of Western
arrival was a harbinger of the frenetic earnest. To my mind, there are two ways Ukraine. Indeed, a classic story reflects
pace of our journey, which was its most of approaching a trip to this part of the this famous reality.
challenging feature. As in an old Jack world. You can concentrate on the Holo-
Lemmon movie, my son and I were given caust, or you can concentrate on every- First, some background: Not many
our key, went up to the fourth floor and thing before that. Unfortunately, the Ho- people are aware of the fact that, al-
unlocked our room, triggering shouts; locaust has an advantage, which it ought though World War I lasted four years
the room was occupied! I went down to not to have. Between Hitler, Stalin, and (1914-1918) on the Western Front, it
tell the hotel guys; they were incredulous the local population, all physical traces of lasted eight years on the Eastern Front.
but confirmed my report by activating the old Jewish neighborhoods and build- The Germans did in fact withdraw from
the spy cameras they evidently have in ing were destroyed and replaced with the Eastern Front (where they had tri-
every room. You are in the Former Soviet new buildings or parks. In other words, umphed militarily over Russia) at the
Union, after all, and old habits die hard. not only did they kill the Jews, they re- end of 1918. But in the wake of the Ger-
Big Brother is watching all the time… moved the physical evidence that there man withdrawal, everything collapsed.
when he is bored. ever was a thriving, pulsating Jewish life The Russians (Reds vs. Whites), the new-
ly-independent Poles, Belarusians, Lith-
Of course, we were given another

5 There I go with my Polish names. In Lithuania they call it Ukmerge, with accent on the last syllable, as in Ukmergay

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